NYC FLOWERS
This whole area had huge (waist-high) flower pots filled with all variety of bulbs lining the street. There were a couple of guys watering them on Sunday morning, and picking up litter from around the pots.
i remember like two months ago
i had planted hyacinths and tulips in my front yard so the postman wouldn’t walk that way and the bitch stepped on them all
IT’S TIME FOR MY GIVEAWAY!
To celebrate my 200th follower, my birthday and my one-year anniversary to my boyfriend, Matt, I’ve decided to host my very first tumblr giveaway.
Included in the prize package will be:
-A copy of Yes Means Yes! by Jaclyn Friedman and Jessica Valenti
-A copy of A Piece Of Cake by Cupcake Brown
-A journal
-13 of the cutest fucking colored pencils you ever did see
-A “love bug” worry stone, to keep your troubles away
-A “boobies!” sticker
-A fucking adorable handmade stuffed cyclops owl (made by yours truly)
-12 condoms
-A small clitoral vibrator from EdenFantasys
-2 soft cup menstrual cups
The Rules:
-You don’t HAVE to be following me, but I’d appreciate it. Especially since this giveaway was mostly prompted by the fact that I reached a landmark number of followers.
-You may reblog as many times as you like, and one like counts as an entry, but only on one of your accounts. I think it’s cheap if you enter on, like, six different blogs. Don’t be a dick.
-If someone who doesn’t need/want a vibrator or menstrual cups wins, I’ll think of something else.
-The giveaway ends on June 13th, after I graduate, because I don’t want to deal with it until then.
Good luck, have fun, and I hope you win. I love you guys!
districtnineand-three-quarters:
if this eggplant gets less than 5 million notes i’m going to be so upset
Reblogging because eggplant
Fewer than 5 million notes. Fewer. Not less.
I believe that it is called an aubergine.
IN AMERICA WE LET EGGS BE PLANTS BECAUSE FREEDOM
In Britain we let those AUBERGINES live once we heal them with our FREE HEALTH CARE
NOBODY CARES, ENGLAND
at least America came up with their own word and didn’t steal ours
you used the wrong flag France
I have a fetish for having fingers in my mouth. Hands are so sexy!
(Source: cuore-di-bambina)
