nelipot harlot

iwishlilbwasmygrandpa:

I’m not like other teens. I’m 47

you know what would be great

if phone sex didn’t always end in crying and/or an argument

i know i came on here for something but i can’t remember what

by that i mean like, him saying “what do you want. do you want me to lick it”

and there was a really uncomfortable silence

i hope all of y’all had a nice valentines day because mine was filled with awkward dirty talk

i bought a whip last night

hhhhh

monthly reminder that i’m still alive

lnnea:

Lets do cute stuff together like have rough sex in public

okay so like

i’m still alive, i’ve just been in the hospital from like sunday - wednesday ( appendectomy) and i just sort of stay on my other blog  

wegtable:

but I think my favourite moment in star trek is when they glued a horn to a small dog and called it “an exotic animal”

also if you want to cry like a little bitch for 2 1/2 hours i suggest you go see les miserables

(even though the accents are a little off bbbbbutttt o well)