Hi I’m Taylor, and I’m perpetually sexually frustrated. I really like birds, tea, and sleeping. This is a sex positive blog and can be NSFW most of the time. you’ve been warned. Please don’t follow back just for the hell of it, I don’t want you to see things on your blog that you don’t want to..I’m over 18 and racially ambiguous.Tumblr (3.0; @strumpets)http://strumpets.tumblr.com/<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://iwishlilbwasmygrandpa.tumblr.com/post/39016993068/im-not-like-other-teens-im-47">iwishlilbwasmygrandpa</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>I’m not like other teens. I’m 47</p> </blockquote>http://strumpets.tumblr.com/post/43638443218http://strumpets.tumblr.com/post/43638443218Thu, 21 Feb 2013 06:11:01 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/06ed97717b7ba0e83158339d6c7821b6/tumblr_mihv6iKswl1qe6pzeo1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://strumpets.tumblr.com/post/43638351461http://strumpets.tumblr.com/post/43638351461Thu, 21 Feb 2013 06:07:31 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/dd2ba82497293e6a31159164a5f14a90/tumblr_mi88zl68lB1s4v42jo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://strumpets.tumblr.com/post/43464031695http://strumpets.tumblr.com/post/43464031695Mon, 18 Feb 2013 23:40:45 -0500<p>you know what would be great</p> <p>if phone sex didn&#8217;t always end in crying and/or an argument</p>http://strumpets.tumblr.com/post/43338947630http://strumpets.tumblr.com/post/43338947630Sun, 17 Feb 2013 15:53:38 -0500<p>i know i came on here for something but i can&#8217;t remember what</p>http://strumpets.tumblr.com/post/43254667946http://strumpets.tumblr.com/post/43254667946Sat, 16 Feb 2013 16:27:24 -0500<p>by that i mean like, him saying &#8220;what do you want. do you want me to lick it&#8221;</p> <p>and there was a really uncomfortable silence</p>http://strumpets.tumblr.com/post/43171534612http://strumpets.tumblr.com/post/43171534612Fri, 15 Feb 2013 16:26:57 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/7aba24ec8a193c1dae2020d82d50305f/tumblr_mia4blV5KN1qctm5no1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://disgustinghuman.tumblr.com/post/43170601044" class="tumblr_blog">disgustinghuman</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>tired eyes</p> <p>-<br/><strong>photographer :</strong> <a href="http://www.christriancemartin.com/">chris triance-martin</a><br/><strong>model :</strong> <a href="http://disgustinghuman.tumblr.com/">sheena le</a></p></blockquote>http://strumpets.tumblr.com/post/43170897589http://strumpets.tumblr.com/post/43170897589Fri, 15 Feb 2013 16:18:22 -0500<p>i hope all of y&#8217;all had a nice valentines day because mine was filled with awkward dirty talk</p>http://strumpets.tumblr.com/post/43170862167http://strumpets.tumblr.com/post/43170862167Fri, 15 Feb 2013 16:17:53 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/b0b899af4c7d2a5031a0786423e93cf8/tumblr_mfoakwTTFb1rnae01o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://strumpets.tumblr.com/post/42753759019http://strumpets.tumblr.com/post/42753759019Sun, 10 Feb 2013 10:01:08 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/c6775c64390bb9eb7c005fefc20da5cd/tumblr_mhuqe6K1XP1qzou5ko4_r1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/54a92d5588ab0d8e68bd6aa1854eef3c/tumblr_mhuqe6K1XP1qzou5ko2_r1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/551d776e46415843e0a6159fcb673a97/tumblr_mhuqe6K1XP1qzou5ko1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/991600ef6b5c3d45ddd26658b8dbc743/tumblr_mhuqe6K1XP1qzou5ko3_r1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><p><a href="http://allcreatures.tumblr.com/post/42525949250/cees-bol-and-his-partner-hanneke-van-de-watering" class="tumblr_blog">allcreatures</a>:</p> <blockquote><blockquote> <p>Cees Bol and his partner Hanneke van de Watering love old English sheepdogs. So much so that the Dutch couple post a picture of their pets Sophie, 4, and Sarah, 2, and their friends every day online (<a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/22858517@N08/page1/"></a><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/22858517"><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/22858517">www.flickr.com/photos/22858517</a></a>). The images document the adventures of the shaggy dogs throughout the year in picturesque locations near their small Dutch village of Sibculo.</p> </blockquote> <p>Picture: Cees Bol / Rex Features (via <a href="http://www.telegraph.co.uk/lifestyle/pets/9852428/The-everyday-adventures-of-a-couple-of-shaggy-old-English-sheepdogs.html">The everyday adventures of a couple of shaggy old English sheepdogs - Telegraph</a>)</p></blockquote>http://strumpets.tumblr.com/post/42753688449http://strumpets.tumblr.com/post/42753688449Sun, 10 Feb 2013 09:59:56 -0500<p>i bought a whip last night</p>http://strumpets.tumblr.com/post/42753608509http://strumpets.tumblr.com/post/42753608509Sun, 10 Feb 2013 09:58:29 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mcipo4CJFb1rq2allo1_400.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mcipo4CJFb1rq2allo2_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mcipo4CJFb1rq2allo3_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mcipo4CJFb1rq2allo4_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mcipo4CJFb1rq2allo5_500.gif"/><br/> <br/>http://strumpets.tumblr.com/post/42313879379http://strumpets.tumblr.com/post/42313879379Mon, 04 Feb 2013 19:40:15 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/ad373542d4aa71cb53fbd7d77d1ca69a/tumblr_mg1vuuCDfL1rgt6v1o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://strumpets.tumblr.com/post/42313863106http://strumpets.tumblr.com/post/42313863106Mon, 04 Feb 2013 19:40:03 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/d3c98383cc7091ff0f470ec8d65661f7/tumblr_mhq0cwJzZh1qmwcpao1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/6dbc323209fe0923c3587031c059847e/tumblr_mhq0cwJzZh1qmwcpao2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/>http://strumpets.tumblr.com/post/42313850934http://strumpets.tumblr.com/post/42313850934Mon, 04 Feb 2013 19:39:54 -0500<p>hhhhh</p> <p>monthly reminder that i&#8217;m still alive</p>http://strumpets.tumblr.com/post/42313618925http://strumpets.tumblr.com/post/42313618925Mon, 04 Feb 2013 19:37:02 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/e09769cf9dbefeba52fef023a6c94b13/tumblr_mgeehk7buo1qzya49o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://strumpets.tumblr.com/post/40277408800http://strumpets.tumblr.com/post/40277408800Fri, 11 Jan 2013 16:17:56 -0500<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://lnnea.tumblr.com/post/37818926428/lets-do-cute-stuff-together-like-have-rough-sex-in">lnnea</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Lets do cute stuff together like have rough sex in public</p> </blockquote>http://strumpets.tumblr.com/post/40277245630http://strumpets.tumblr.com/post/40277245630Fri, 11 Jan 2013 16:15:47 -0500<p>okay so like</p> <p>i&#8217;m still alive, i&#8217;ve just been in the hospital from like sunday - wednesday ( appendectomy) and i just sort of stay on my other blog  </p>http://strumpets.tumblr.com/post/40277033324http://strumpets.tumblr.com/post/40277033324Fri, 11 Jan 2013 16:12:59 -0500<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://wegtable.tumblr.com/post/38494576139/but-i-think-my-favourite-moment-in-star-trek-is">wegtable</a>:</p> <blockquote> <div> <p>but I think my favourite moment in star trek is when they glued a horn to a small dog and called it “an exotic animal”</p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/ceb9ff9728b1aad7dc84674351be5e36/tumblr_inline_mfeju8FhQ01r2im70.jpg"/></p> </div> </blockquote>http://strumpets.tumblr.com/post/39698255852http://strumpets.tumblr.com/post/39698255852Fri, 04 Jan 2013 19:27:06 -0500<p>also if you want to cry like a little bitch for 2&#160;1/2 hours i suggest you go see les miserables</p> <p>(even though the accents are a little off bbbbbutttt o well)</p>http://strumpets.tumblr.com/post/39654289580http://strumpets.tumblr.com/post/39654289580Fri, 04 Jan 2013 08:29:51 -0500